The Herald, Sharon, Pa.

Opinion

July 6, 2007

Hot dog! We no longer have to swallow our pride

It made me proud to be an American! I wanted to wrap myself in Old Glory and chant “U.S.A. ... U.S.A.”

In fact, it almost made me forget that our U.S. golfers can’t win a Ryder Cup. It almost made it all right that U.S. players aren’t as good in tennis anymore. And for at least a couple of days I forgot that our baseball team — a sport we invented — couldn’t even qualify for the last Olympics. Then again our basketball team did and was subsequently embarrassed.

But finally, for every red-blooded American there is hope to end the foreign dominance in sports. Well, it’s sort of a sport.

I’m talking about American Joey Chestnut eating 66 hot dogs in 12 minutes to defeat six-time world champion Takeru Kobayashi of Japan in Coney Island’s annual Fourth of July competition.

Finally, we knocked off that pipsqueak Takeru who apparently could eat his weight in hot dogs. Already they’re making excuses that he had an injured jaw. It didn’t look too injured when he was stuffing his face. Then again, that slight barf action they kept showing over and over on the news was almost enough to dissuade anyone from eating wieners ever again.

I know that hot-dog eating isn’t in the Olympics, but any more we Americans have to revel in any kind of success we experience.

You would think that hot-dog consumption should be something that Americans are good at doing. We are the fattest nation on Earth. Obesity runs rampant in our schools. So what to we do about it — we glorify the fact that a guy can chow down on 66 hot dogs in 12 minutes.

Why is that garbage even on TV? That ranks right up there with seeing Paris Hilton leave jail and drive away.

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